Pat Robertson & Rush Limbaugh: America's Top Resident ASSHOLES!

Pardon the profane heading and the vulgar language I am about to use, but it merits nothing else!

Blabbering, infirm, senile, faker-than-a-three-dollar-bill Pat Robertson declares unabashedly that what has happened in Haiti is "punishment from God" because "the Haitian people stroke a bargain with the devil two hundred years ago in order to gain their independence from the French". Quick, somebody dial 911 and get the paramedics! This ugly old coot must've had a stroke caused by a giant brain fart as he was uttering such non-sense! I guess this hypocrite creep who shields his ignorance and cowardliness behind the name of God was there at this infamous 'signing' as the devil's witness and spokesperson...

Oxycontin-popping Rush Limbaugh must have been in one of his 'highs' when he told his followers "not to give any donations" to humanitarian efforts in Haiti because "you already donate enough by paying your taxes". One too many pills, pal. Lay-off the stuff! It's making you look like an idiot (more than usual)! You have always been a prick of a racist, prejudiced, conservative Republican and an intellectually-challenged moron but this takes the cake!

May God (the same God you use to justify and support your evil messages) find it in His heart to forgive you both for spewing so much venom and preaching such hatred and blasphemy in His name. You are both abominations of God's Creation on this green Earth!

May the kindness of all the peoples of the world united to help Haiti reach deep inside your rotten consciences to make you see the unspeakable evil within yourselves and shut your filthy 'pie holes' (as your beloved President Bush used to say) for good!

Another one bites de dust...

California Republican Assemblyman Mike Duvall has resigned over sexual comments he inadvertently made back in July into an open microphone on the California Assembly floor while he was still being recorded. The remarks openly alluded to his affairs with two younger women, one of whom is a prominent Sacramento lobbyist with direct political ties to the disgraced assemblyman, according to reliable reports.

He bragged about the affairs and described some intimate details of his encounters with one of the women, speaking insultingly, patronizingly and crassly when referring to both ladies. Mr. Duvall is a married man who has vehemently and vigorously opposed same-sex marriages and other gay issues on grounds of morality, propriety and family values.

I assume Mrs. Duvall doesn't have to fear the 'deviant gay agenda' destroying the sanctity of her marriage anymore. The deceitful, immoral enemy was sleeping at arm's length in her own bed all these years.